Friday, March 27, 2015

Results of the Iron Druid Chronicles Wallpaper Contest

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Well, my submission earned 18th place, out of 19 winners, in author Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid Chronicles Wallpaper contest. 19th out of 70+ entries isn't too shabby, especially considering my neophyte Photoshop skills.

Entrants were to select a quote from one of the works in the Iron Druid Chronicles, and match it with artwork or a picture (if the contestant desired).

The first six places will be receiving a signed copy of Shattered. The next 13 will be getting a free copy from the publisher (no author signature).

For those who might be curious, here are the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place submissions:


As a reminder, here was my effort:


For my scene, I selected the Widow MacDonagh's porch (how I envisioned it), where she and the ancient druid, Atticus O'Sullivan, often shared conversation and a drink of Tullamore Dew after he finished mowing her lawn, and trimming the trees and bushes around her home.

If you haven't tried Kevin Hearne's fantasy series, I strongly recommend you do--either print, audio, or both.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Decades old Gloves

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In addition to my Gauntlets of Fumbling, my other old pair of gloves date back to the mid 1980s. They still keep my hands warm and are pretty durable, shoveling and working outside in the snow and cold.

The finger tip was chewed off by one of my mother's dogs the same year I got them. I just sewed them up (I had a lot less money back then--and wouldn't have thrown them away even if I had).

My daughter once asked what happened to them and why I sewed the finger tip up (a good sewing job as it's lasted three decades). When I told them the a dog chewed the tip off, she wondered if my finger was in the glove when it happened. No, it wasn't. They were sitting by the furnace vent, drying off when they fell prey.

In any case, as Spring has arrived (in theory), they'll go back into the closet to await next winter--after Wednesday when we're looking at the possibility of snow. :)


Sunday, March 22, 2015

My Submission to the Iron Druid Chronicles Wallpaper Contest


Kevin Hearne is running a contest for signed copies of his novel Shattered.

Entrants are to use a quote from one of his Iron Druid works (novel, novella or short story), mixed with pictures or images as they see fit. If you might be interested, you can find the details HERE.

In any case, below is my effort. I knew what quote I wanted to use--it's one of my favorites. After a little thought I knew what I wanted to do. Had some of the materials, but had to borrow someone's porch and chairs.

Then, after taking the picture, I had to stretch my Photoshop skills, getting the pic to the proper size and also learning how to insert text into an image. I could've resorted to creating the pic with text in PowerPoint, but the photo would've lost much of it's resolution.

We'll see what happens. Checking out Kevin Hearn's Facebook page, there's already a good number of entries...

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Ceres in the News and also in Relic Rescue

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Photo: NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Before the dwarf planet Ceres was in the news, it appeared in the first draft of Relic Rescue (working title), the second novel in the Crax War Chronicles.

About a year ago, I needed an appropriate location in the asteroid belt of our solar system, and Ceres fit the need.

The chapters that takes place near the dwarf planet have been written, but any new information discovered will be incorporated to keep my SF novel as scientifically accurate as possible.

Link to relevant article:
Mysterious dwarf planet Ceres Now in the Spotlight

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Friday, March 6, 2015

Interview with Humor/Fantasy Author Robert Bevan



Robert Bevan
(Photography Akos Major)
Welcome to Up Around the Corner, Robert. Please, tell us a little about yourself and your writing.

Glad to. I was born and raised in the American south, which is certainly reflected in my writing. For the past thirteen years, I’ve lived and worked in South Korea as an English teacher. For the past three years, I’ve also been a writer.

How did you end up moving from the American south to teach English in South Korea?

I was wrapping up my fifth year of college, without a clue as to what I wanted to do afterwards. A girl I was interested in at the time mentioned teaching English overseas. Sadly, things didn’t work out with the girl, but the English teaching thing stuck with me. After I graduated, I started looking into it more seriously. I had my sights set on Japan, and answered a few ads.

I don’t know how any Koreans wound up with my contact information, but they started contacting me. Japan was kind of competitive, but Korea, it seemed, would take anyone they could get (even if that person had never expressed any interest in working in Korea, apparently). The money looked good, and they were willing to buy my plane ticket over there, so I took a chance.

When and why did you decide you wanted to write a novel (or novels) and how did you decide upon the Critical Failures Series?

The decision to write a novel was an easy one. Everyone wants to write a novel. Sitting down and actually doing it was a little harder to do.

I had taken a bunch of creative writing courses in college. During that time, I had written some vignettes about a group of teenage girls with involuntary supernatural powers. Taking classes was nice, because a deadline and a grade were sufficient motivators for me cranking out some words. After I finished college, I didn’t write a creative word for nearly a decade.

So time passed. I moved to Korea, landed a job teaching English at a college, and got married. The nice thing about the college job was that it involved a lot of down time. I spent most of that time playing Civilization on the computer in my office until I decided that I wanted to do something more productive with my time.

So I dusted off the characters from my college days and decided to write a novel-length book about them. I spent three years on it. Some of it showed a bit of promise, but a lot of it felt really forced. I was pretty close to crapping out an unsatisfying ending when, out of the blue (though I’d been playing a lot of D&D at the time), another idea struck me.

What if you and your friends got to live the game for real? What if you and your friends were a**holes?

I knew right from the beginning that if I tried to explain it to anyone, it would sound completely lame. But it wouldn’t be. If I could get what was in my head down on paper successfully, it would be awesome (for a very specific demographic). At any rate, it would be much better than this shitpile I had been typing out for the past three years.

But I didn’t want to just up and abandon the project that I’d spent so much time on when I was nearly at the end. So I spent another week or so finishing my first novel, if for no other reason than to be able to tell myself that I’d written a whole novel. However crappy it was, it felt reassuring to know that I was capable of at least that much.

It was then that I made a mistake which I think a lot of aspiring writers probably make, especially in today’s anything goes self-publishing climate. I felt I deserved something for all the hard work I’d put into that book. Maybe it wasn’t the best piece of literature out there, but it had its moments. And that was three goddamn years of my life! I was going to be compensated.
(SPOILER ALERT: No, I wasn’t.)

I started querying agents, trying to get representation for my book. Unsurprisingly, no one was in the least bit interested.

In the meantime, I started writing Critical Failures, and knocked out a first draft in about three months.

Many of your readers enjoy the humorous aspect of your writing, including antics, commentary and shortsighted (stupid) actions of your characters. Where does such inspiration come from and do you find it easier or more difficult than other aspects of writing?

This is a difficult question to answer, but I’ll try. When I read the question, my brain got to work making associations. The old maxim “Comedy is hard” came to mind. Then I giggled at the word “hard”.

And so my brain went to work again, digging through all the files of my past memories to make further associations, and I remembered this old Orkin commercial from years ago.


At the end of the commercial, the Orkin Man says “Ants are tough. Orkin’s tougher.” I went from there to what will be the title of an upcoming blog post, as well as possibly my new mantra.

“Comedy is hard. I’m harder.”

And that pretty much sums up how my comedy writing is inspired.

Here’s the description for your first novel in the Critical Failures set of adventures:

Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape. One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them. Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game. Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.

With that in mind, what readers do you feel would enjoy your books and short stories?
I’ve been surprised at the variety of people who read my books. I’m the primary audience I write for, so I figured my target demographic would be thirty-something year old males who used to (or still do) play Dungeons and Dragons. And yeah, I get a lot of those. But I also get a surprising amount of female readers, often with no history of gaming.
Take a look at my Facebook page stats:


Sure, my male thirty-somethings are the biggest group, but they’re hardly ahead by leaps and bounds.

You don’t have to be a gamer to enjoy my books. In fact, one of my core characters, Julian, has never played the game before. I wrote him like that, in part, to act as a sort of surrogate for readers with little to no gaming experience.

Anyone who doesn’t mind a bit of gratuitous swearing and toilet humor should be able to enjoy my work.

What can readers expect from you in the future?
More of the same. I’ve fallen into a pattern that I aim to continue. One novel, followed by six short stories, followed by the next novel, and so on. As of right now, I’ve just finished the first draft of what will be the fourth short story between novels 3 and 4. The short stories are good for marketing purposes (like flooding Amazon category lists with my titles), but they’re also good from an writing angle. I feel freer to experiment, to take creative risks that I might not want to take in one of the novels, and sometimes to just be silly. 

For example, the one I’ve just finished the first draft for is called The Land Before Tim. Here’s the cover my brother-in-law made:

It’s a self-contained mini-adventure that includes a lot of Jurassic Park references. It was fun to write, but it’s not something I feel belongs in one of the novels.

Thanks for taking the time to answer questions, Robert.

Thank you for taking an interest in me and my work. This self-publishing gig is a long, hard road.

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Places where you can learn more about Robert Bevan and his works:





Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Test: How Amazon’s Algorithms Really Work – Myth and Reality (a controlled study I came across)


Below is a link to a controlled study (or as much as one can be 'controlled') that looks at how Amazon sales ranking appears to work.

I figured authors and some readers might find an interest in taking a look.

Link: Test: How Amazon’s algorithms really work – myth and reality

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Audiobook Blast for Audiobook Listeners

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http://www.audiobookblast.com/
Audiobook Blast, which will connect listeners with free and reduced price audiobooks, is something new.

Focused by your interests, opportunities to listen to books you'll enjoy at better prices is the purpose.

It's the creation of narrator Jeffrey Kafer. Click on over, sign up and give it a look.

Link: Audiobookblast.com
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